A couple hobbled into a Washington State emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head, both had been crying. They eventually explained to the doctors in the trauma center that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner, and, overcome with passion, lust, and feeling a little tipsy (6 scotch doubles on the rocks for him and an entire bottle of wine for the wife) the woman lost her inhibitions and quietly snuck under the table to give her husband a little enjoyment as he finished the last of his drink. While in the middle of the act, she suffered an epileptic fit, causing her to clamp down on the man and wrench ‘it’ viscously from side to side. In sheer agony and blind desperation, her husband grabbed a fork and stabbed her repeatedly in the head until she let go.
