Chew Jokes:
You can tell if a West Virginia redneck is married. There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
URA Redneck if: you’ve ever seen a portrait of GWB in your grandma’s spit bucket
URA Redneck if: if your family reunion features a chewing tobacco "Spit Off"
URA Redneck if: Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
URA Redneck if: you keep a spit cup on the ironing board.
URA Redneck if: you participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest."
Redneck Barbie: This tobacco chewing, brasy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gut Ken out of Fontana Barbie's Discovery townhouse. Her ensemble includes low rise acid washed jeans, fake fingernails and see through halter top. Also available with a 20 year old motor home and a fish boat on a trailer to park outside her townhouse.