The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she
bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals
her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing
any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough
housekeeping money to afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into
his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's $50. Go and buy
yourself some underwear
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball
on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no
undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She
replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his
pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's $20. Go and buy yourself some
underwear!"
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also
takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under
it. "Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?
She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta
be able ta affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says,
"Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy
yerself up a bit."
