layers (hens), called 'pullets' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot

and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells

and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he

could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could

sit on the porch And fill out an efficiency report by just listening to

the bells.

John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this

morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to

investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,

bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run

for cover. To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so

it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to

the next one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the

Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the

judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece

Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly old

Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could

figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our

planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing

them when they weren't paying attention.