educatedbusboy
Friday, September 3, 2010 8:17:00 PM
A new super high tech grocery store

recently opened in Orlando,

Florida. It has the standard automatic water misters to keep the produce fresh, but just before it mists, one hears the distant sound

of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When one passes the diary freezer,

you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of

fresh mown hay.

Going in the meat department one can smell the aroma

of charcoal grilled steaks and barbecued ribs.

When you pass the fresh eggs case,

you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of morning eggs and bacon.

In the bread department, a tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and soft warm rolls.

But I

don't buy my toilet paper there any more.

EBB

jackconrad
Friday, September 3, 2010 8:24:00 PM
LMAO !
ScottHar
Friday, September 3, 2010 8:51:00 PM
I'd be a little nervous about buying condoms there, too.
burgess_b
Saturday, September 4, 2010 6:35:00 AM
i totally saw this as a women hygiene aisle joke. especially with all the douchebags that post here!
ScottHar
Saturday, September 4, 2010 7:46:00 AM
^Ba-da-BING! (And true...)
Iguano
Saturday, September 4, 2010 12:36:00 PM
HA! Funny one.

but what's a "diary freezer"?

jackconrad
Saturday, September 4, 2010 4:36:00 PM
They freeze peoples daily recolections of their life...^^^^