The husband sits up and begs.

The wife rolls over and plays dead.

10. Playing mountie

9. Fur trapping

8. Making Peg whinny

7. Entering parliament

6. Pulling the goalie

5. Doin' it, eh?

4. Putting the "man" in Manitoba

3. High sticking

2. Stuffing a beaver -- the beaver is our national animal

1. Oh, Oh, Oh Canada

Wait until she's almost 60...You lean over to see if she's breathing.

ROFLMAO

God, I miss hockey:-)