Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and
>when
>his plane arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his home.
>As
>he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver.
>
> "You know" he said, "I am 87 years old and I have never driven a
>limousine.
>Would you mind if I drove it for a while?"
>
> The driver said, "No problem. Have at it."
>
> Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway. A
>short distance away sat a rookie state trooper operating his first speed
>trap. The
>long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone.
>
>The trooper pulled out, caught up with the limo and it pulled over quickly.
>He got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure.
>
> The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was
>rolled down he was surprised to see who was driving. He immediately excused
>himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor.
>
> He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the law, but I
>also know that important people are given certain courtesies. I need to
>know
>what I should do because I have stopped a very important person."
>
> The supervisor asked, "Is it the Governor?"
>
> The young trooper said, "No, he's more important than that."
>
> The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the President."
>
> The young trooper said, "Not, he's even more important than that."
>
> The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?"
>
> The young trooper said, "I think it's Jesus, because he's got Billy
>Graham
>for a chauffeur!
