I lit it up at the World Famous PTs Show Club. I felt like being a stage sitter on this trip. I noticed right away that this is a mild cigar. It has the easiest draw of any cigar I have smoked. The volumes of smoke seemed to pour into my mouth as it touched my lips. The second dancer said she liked the smell. She was a small, dark-skinned Hispanic girl with a white G-string. So I took a big draw as she was dancing for me and with my lips pressed against her abdomen I slooowly exhaled. The smoke encircled her upper body as she slowly moved to the music. That was a sight I will not soon forget. The cigar is so short, I wondered if it could hold the ash all the way to the end. About half way through the ash was still intact but one of the girls bumped my hand when she put her thighs around my neck. The ash fell to the floor. The remainder of the ash stayed with the cigar. The last draw was punctuated by the last dancer. She was a medium bodied girl that had very large breasts. She danced to the NIN song "I want to f*(K you like an animal." After she thoroughly rubbed my face between her breasts, she finished off by pounding her well-rounded buttocks against my lower torso. This forced the last bit of smoke from my body.

Overall:
Superb construction, easy draw and even burn, Even though it was short the smoke was cool the whole time. I smoked it until my fingers were so hot I had to change hands and position. It lasted a surprisingly long time for such a short cigar. It is too mild for me so I will not buy another. But, I will remember this one for a long time. Well worth retail price for the experience.

Does anyone have change for a $20?

for a smoke or for a dance?

For stuffing.....

E-Chick! - keep the full $20.00, that's what the other girls are getting on stage ... if he's willing to spend it - you should just keep it and tell him you don't have change.

E-Chick! - Was that your way of letting us all know that you enjoy women as much as we do?

I want singles for GetYourOwn, so he can keep blowing smoke...

Y'all are welcome to assume what you may...but remember what happens when you assume!

My sentiments exactly E-Chick! ... remember, just like you said ... be careful when you assume - just like you did when you 'assumed' that it only cost a dollar to smoke a cigar in that fashion with multiple women showing their wares for your viewing/smoking pleasure. Then again - if it's only a buck, maybe we could all meet there for dinner?

get off the table mabel

the two dollars is for the beer.

GYO,ya know I don't really care for the Short Stories myself. Now when I'm in the mood for a mild yet tasty Fuente with a Cameroon wrapper I always go with the Signatues,Mmmmmmmmmm tasty!But they will usually be my first cigar of the evening. I've got 2-3 of Classics and Best Sellers around but haven't yet tried them. What I'd like to try is a couple Hemmingway Maddies!

lmao at Rick. "Get off the table Mabel" lmao

I use to really like these overpriced cigar butts, but the last box I ordered were lackluster to say the least.

I smoked two out of the box and they were both tight draws and burned HOT. I ended up sending the box back to the retailer for a refund. I never thought I would find a BAD Hemingway, but after my last outing, I have decided to take that money and buy more Partagas #10 maduros! Those bad boys are always GREAT and I feel are just as tasty as a Fuente.

Flame away boys! LOL!!

Goose, you amaze me. I've never seen anyone more consistant on favorites than you. My fav cigars don't necessarily change all that often, but new favs come along and replace those I've grown tired of.

I may need to re-visit the Partagas maddies just to see if I understand your love of these or if I think your just a lunatic.

Hee hee..... Well, I have been smoking cigars for so long now (going on 26 years), I have definitely identified the most consistent brands I like, with Partagas being one at the top of that list! :o)

Nothing worse than getting a great smoke, having another later and finding it to be nothing like the first, and in some cases a dog rocket!

I think the problem with my Short Storys was that humi-pack they are now putting in the boxes. If the box gets too warm on the UPS truck, that humi-pack ends up soaking the smokes. My box definitely appeared to be overly moist. As I said, I was very surprised.

As a follow up to the story, I have two boxes of Partagas Maduro #10s on the way! :o)

GG said overly moist box. BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAA

You guys! LOL!!


:oD

Loved the OP’s first 3/4 of his “review”. 🤣

Haha