Dear Abby,....
I like Black Stallions. Does that mean there is something wrong with me?.....Signed, Dazed and Confused in Eugene, OR

Dear dazed and confused.

Yes.

Freud would say you were fixated in your oral stage of development. If you had said you liked Lone Wolf's then the fixation would have been in the anal stage and they'd be coming to take you away....haha

Dear Dazed,

There is nothing wrong with being a closet homosexual and having such an affinity. It would only be the right thing, though, to tell your wife.

I will say that I do not like Lone Wolfs...go figure.

Well at least your not that dazed and confused. X

At least your not hazed and bemused.

lone wolves are bad, but not as bad as black stallions...

Dear Dazed and Confused: No, you're okay now. But you should be worried about your future.

my father always told me that I have no future...maybe my propensity for BS is a lack of self esteem.

my father always told me that I have no future...maybe my propensity for BS is a lack of self esteem.

my father always told me that I have no future...maybe my propensity for BS is a lack of self esteem.

Doh!!!