You should have been at the Castle last night pablo. My Lady and the Princess were giving it to me but good.
Oh sure Dad you can talk to complete strangers on the internet and because they send you ashtrays and cigars you invite them to stay here. You have a daughter and two young sons. What if he is an axe murderer or something. "He'll sneak in our rooms then what will you do huh." After catching my breathe from the assault I said I would bury him under the hot tub. Everyone seemed more relaxed. My wife really came around when I suggested someday maybe we should meet you at your house first.
I went to sleep laughing and when I woke up this morning I was laughing out loud again because all the things I have told her not to do I am doing. Another key to parenting "Do as I say not as I do"
