seems like cigar manufactures are getting more creative in their cigar box creations. I would like to see a cigar box that is like the straw dispensers at dairy queen, simply push down on the lever and a cigar comes rolling out, no need to ever even open the box. Better than pulling the lever and having a 16 ton weight drop on top of you I guess. Or how about a jack-in-the-box cigar box. You wind it up on the side that plays a little Cuban revolutionary song and then pop, a cigar comes out of the top.

We have one of those chrome and glass straw dispensers on the fridge that when you lift the lid the bottom is attached and the straws kind of spiral out around the lid. Might just make a cool cigar dispenser....wonder if she'll notice it's gone.

How about a "rolling machine". I've seen coffee vending machines that actually grind the beans and brew it for each cup. A Rolling machine would allow you to pick individual wrappers, binders and filler blends, then watch mechanical hands roll it into your favorite size.

Who could pass up a donkey that would "deposit" a cigar neatly out it's @ss. I always say if it smells like a horse barn, it probably will be a good smoke. HEE HAW!