parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that

someone was at home, but no answer came to his

repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a

business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back

of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday,

he found that his card had been returned. Added to it

was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for

his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in

gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door

and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in

the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?

They still are!

"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22)