A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.

"This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him with no problem," thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph!

Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man.

"Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida state trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back." The trooper replied,

"Sir, have a nice day."

good one.

but a little more care before you stereotype "what little hair he had left on his head."

lol Rick. I'm part of that elite group of the folically challenge so no ill-will was intended.

I think Rick miss's his convertible more than his hair

LOL ! ! !

I've got to use that one next time. LMAO!

At the risk of repeating a joke already told on here.

A woman gets pulled over by a highway patrolman. The officer approaches the car and says "mam, do you know why i pulled you over?" She hastily replies "Why yes, you pulled me over to sell me tickets to the highway patrolman's ball!"

Perplexed the cop said "mam, highway patrolman don't have balls"..... To which she replied "Exactly!"

Embarrased the officer could only say "Mam, have a good day"

Once I was speeding and I got pulled over..the cop asked me if I knew if I was speeding and I replied, " yes officer but I have to go the bathroom REAL BAD!!" He laughed and told me that was the most original excuse he had heard and let me go..