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8trackdisco
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

Monday, March 6, 2006 6:31:00 AM

How come the majority of threads lately have all trended toward a debate on homosexuality? Or how will God deal with homosexuals etc. etc.

Lets get on a nice, women, booze, and otherwise good old American thread here.

Bring me a drink a cigar and a woman, pronto!

8trackdisco
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

Monday, March 6, 2006 6:37:00 AM

How do you want your steak sandwich done?

jackconrad
Herf-A-Holic

Monday, March 6, 2006 6:38:00 AM

WELL?

tank71663
Herf-A-Holic

Monday, March 6, 2006 6:38:00 AM

Quickly ??

Tank

8trackdisco
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

Monday, March 6, 2006 6:45:00 AM

I'll take my steak sandwich medium to medium rare with fried onions.

ddandb
Herf-A-Holic

Monday, March 6, 2006 6:47:00 AM

Medium, fried, onions, lots of pepper.

And if we're watching a cowboy movie it better have John Wayne in it.

adroomi
Herf-A-Holic

Monday, March 6, 2006 6:48:00 AM

I went out tonight with a Mongolian girl who works at the Sheradon Hotel in Japan. She had E-Cups on a 5 foot 4 frame with a size 3 pants.

When she layed down her hair covered the pillows, and her boobs stuck straight up....I could barely kiss her.

For dinner I had a filet mignon, and a Heineken.

After the dinner I belched.

I passed gas in the tub as she scrubbed my back.

Pictures tomorrow.

It's good to be a straight man......

adroomi
Herf-A-Holic

Monday, March 6, 2006 6:49:00 AM

Sheraton.

tank71663
Herf-A-Holic

Monday, March 6, 2006 6:51:00 AM

Adroomi..

I dont care what anybody else says...

PLEASE..PLEASE..never stop posting...I live vicariously thru you...

Tank

8trackdisco
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

Monday, March 6, 2006 6:52:00 AM

#10

That's the spirit adroomi.

This post seems to be all about meat so far.

8trackdisco
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

Monday, March 6, 2006 6:53:00 AM

#11

5'4" and E cups?

What did you use as a counter balance?

HockeyDad
Herf-A-Holic

Monday, March 6, 2006 6:54:00 AM

#12

Is the salmon pond-raised or fresh line-caught from the Pacific Ocean? Does it come with steamed vegetables?

tank71663
Herf-A-Holic

Monday, March 6, 2006 6:56:00 AM

#13

Gim'me a GOOD extra large pizza...

Fold her in half...

And eat it like a Taco...

Tank

oh yeah, and a pitcher of beer....

adroomi
Herf-A-Holic

Monday, March 6, 2006 6:58:00 AM

#14

Two nights ago I had an extra small piece.

I shaved her, folded her in half, and ate her taco.

then I had a long island iced tea......

8trackdisco
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

Monday, March 6, 2006 6:59:00 AM

#15

Didn't Salmon Dave do "Soul Man"?

How come mushrooms aren't usually offered on a steak sandwich? Too messy?

hensed
Herf-A-Holic

Monday, March 6, 2006 7:04:00 AM

#16

So tell me how many D's does it take to equal and E. LOL

porschesales225
Herf-A-Holic

Monday, March 6, 2006 7:31:00 AM

#17

An all american Sunday:

Sat night stayed home with the girl watched movies and Fooled around. Woke up sunday morning Fooled around around 11. Went down stairs cooked pancakes bacon and fried the eggs in the subsequent grease mmmmmm bacon.... She ran to the store picked up some bears and steaks while i watched tv and smoked a Cigar. She got back we had a few bears i cooked the steaks followed by some new york cheese cake. Got dressed went to the daiqiuri shop and then after a few drinks went back to my place and Fooled around. brought her home and got in bed and me and the dog passed out watching the doors (movie with val kilmer).

Thats how you waste a sunday.