arkie_72015
23 years ago
Thought you might welcome someone from Arkansas to the boards, After all we have a someone famous from Arkansas who put the spotlight on cigars for awhile:)Joking aside I have been bidding at Cbid bout a year and have learned a great deal on these forums,I too have overbid but try to at least check out CIs going price before biding. Best wishes from a Truck Driving, Hogg Riding,Suthen Boy.
CJBully
23 years ago
Welcome,

I spent 3 months in Arkansas one year...
550025
23 years ago
John Daly?? I didn't see anything he's done with a cigar.

Anywho, welcome and remember, if you get divorced, she IS still your cousin.

Your neighbor to the southwest.
KV
xibbumbero
23 years ago
Welcome Arkie,BTW I once spent 30 days in Arkansas. X
E-Chick
23 years ago
It's about time you showed up!
BMW
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23 years ago
I've ben to Toad Suck Ferry, Ark.

Welcome arkie,

Barry
Mr.Mean
23 years ago
Welcome aboard Arkie. I spent three years in Arkansas one month.
leon123
23 years ago
Hey there arkie, I travelled through R-Kansas a few times. I mostly remember pine trees and hot springs, but there was this one korean girl in Little Rock....


Squealin Like a Pig.................Leon
rayder1
23 years ago
Welcome Arkie. I have family in Ft. Smith. Aunt and Uncle from Ozark. Been rafting on the "Mighty Mulberry". In-laws live in Ava Mo. Bought some nice quartz crystals near Hot Springs.

Despite rumors and jokes, I like it there. The only exception being those little speed bumps with legs I kept hitting on the highways.

If you send Steve a couple cigars, he'll save one for me when I catch him at the cigar bar sometime soon.
tarheel4lyf
23 years ago
hey CJBully, were those 3 months in solitary or were you a model inmate?
CJBully
23 years ago
I was at Ft. Chaffee and still to this day I shudder at the mere thought of... ahh, some other time.
Danno114
23 years ago
Welcome arkie. Y'all gonna have a good time here, I reckon.
GetYourOwn
23 years ago
Say hello to your sister, wife and cousin for me. I really like that lady.

Go Longhorns!
SteveS
23 years ago
Lots of stuff is different in ARK than anywhere else ... for example, here's a list of

HOW THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF MICROSOFT'S HEADQUARTERS WERE IN ARKANSAS

1. Their #1 product would be "Winders '95."

2. Instead of an hourglass icon, you'd get an empty beer bottle.

3. Occasionally, you'd bring up a window that was covered with a Hefty bag and some duct tape.

4. Dialog boxes would give you the choice of "Ahh-right," "Naw," or "Git" instead of "Yes", "No", or "Cancel."

5. Instead of "Ta-Dah!", the opening sound would be dueling banjoes.

6. The Recycle Bin in Winders 95 would be an outhouse.

7. Whenever you pulled up the Sound Player you'd hear "Freebird."

8. Instead of "Start Me Up", the Winders 95 theme song would be "Achy Breaky Heart."

9. Powerpoint would be named "Parpawnt."

10. Hardware could be replaced using parts from an old Trans-Am.

11. Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver.

12. "Well first thing you know old Bill's a billionaire..."

13. Flight Simulator would be replaced by Tractor Pull Simulator.

14. "ParPawnt" would have a "Pond Scum" and a "Junk Yard" scheme.

15. One wrong turn while surfing the net and you'd be face to face with a 12 gauge.

16. "This computer protected by Smith and Wesson" screen saver.

17. Directions to corporate headquarters: Down the road a mile or so...

18. Microsoft Word includes a phonetic spell checker: Hookt on foniks werkt fir me.
cliffie3d
23 years ago
Can't you just feel the love, Arkie? I believe you're officially initiated! I like to see folks like you join in here. Takes a little heat off the crap I'm given for being from Texas.
jjohnson28
23 years ago
Welcoome to C-bid Arkie!!! I'd have prolly got just as much sh*t as you when I signed up but then most of theses Fuggerres have never heard of South Dakottee.LOL!

WELCOME!
eleltea
23 years ago
Yankees are like hemmorhoids. Not so bad when they come down and go back up, but when they come down and stay they're a real pain in the ass.
xibbumbero
23 years ago
Were talking the ballclub...right,LOL. X
Spiny Norman
23 years ago
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Welcome to the board in Arkansas speak).


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