Every time one of the grandkids farts my wife or daughter or someone will look at me and say, "They get that from you".

Have scientists located a farting gene? Am I really to blame? Am I passing my grossness on to future generations?

Someone's gotta do it LOL.

You must be blesses with the F chromosome.

Too much vitamin B...eans. X

y'all are a bunch of pigs

Consider it something to be proud of; passing it on to future generations.

In the spirit of all those that are misunderstood, Rich, may I suggest a book to read to your grandkids.

Walter the Farting Dog.

They will love it and they won't see you as such a harbinger of bad genetics

Just think of it this way, where they are when they toot, they will think of you.