The Mrs. and I did big time Yesterday...
My 19 yr old Daughter came over in the afternoon during her lunch hour.. Earlier she had stopped by in the morning and visited with me.. asking earlier then where the Mrs. was? I told her she was out, and would be getting home soon. why? well nothing, I just need to talk with both of you. I said well you can call her? No I'll wait until your both here.. then she changed the subject? this was all around 10:00 am..
She left for work, had to be there at 11:00. I didn't think anything more about it and went on doing things around the house etc. the Mrs got home and I didn't say anything else about this, actually it slipped my mind? So around 4:00 pm my Daughter calls and asked if I was home, Yea? is Tina there also? Yea? Ok I'll be stopping by in a few.. Ok.. So I let this Mrs. know she's coming by and something is up.. probably needing to borrow some money or something? So Tina heads on outside to enjoy some of the spring air with our Lab.. I'm in the house cleaning up what little dishes are in the sink and getting a pork roast ready for the roaster.. Daughter arrives and first thing she asks is where's Tina? I said outside on the patio with Lexy.. OK, out she goes.. shortly returning to the Kitchen with Tina, Lexy and I'm thinkin to myself, OK WTF here could be so important, usually if she needs to borrow money or something she would ask individually?
So then she starts, Tina, Dad, I'm Pregnant and Chris and I are going to get married? DOH!!!!!! I got my hands in dishwater with bleach, and I'm flabbergaspted (sp) Tina blirts out I knew it! I just knew it, when you called a couple weeks ago talking about the gyno doctor you wanted to go see etc..?? (women talk stuff??) I'm still standing at the sink with my hands in the water, tears welling up, with mixed emotions going off in my head?? So they start talkin Girl talk, how many months etc. etc. etc.. I start sweating while my hands are sitting in bleach water and finishing up that little bit of dishes that I had already completed 3-5 minutes earlier? so then I start looking for more **** that needs to be cleaned? and adding my .02 cents worth in between their girl talk... Now this went on for a good 15 minutes and we discussed every possible detail with the insurance etc. if she and Chris were going to get married, they'd have to wait until after the baby was born etc. because if they got married, my insurance wouldn't cover her any longer etc. Mrs. Hog say's oh know they can go ahead and get married anytime they wanted and she could have Public Aid pick it up, Nope not while she's working and she should continue working until close to the baby being born, exercise like that is good, unless there are complications? and Why jack with maybe PA picking it up when my Insurance would cover anyways? bla bla bla... so another 5 minutes of this type discussion and me feeling Elated I'm gunna be a Grandpa.. and then my Daughter pop's off with April Fool's! started laughin her ass off and left the room?? DOH!!!! WTF???
Imagine the expression on my face then....
Hog
