skarpachi
Thursday, December 2, 2010 8:48:42 PM
So my wife loves to give me a hard time when cigars land at my door but this holiday season I found the loophole to treat myself. I just told her that I did all of my christmas shopping for her online and that she can't inspect the packages when they arrive from usps. I'm 2 for 2 right now in the last 2 weeks, let's hope I can keep this streak going!
mikey1597
Thursday, December 2, 2010 8:51:18 PM
Way to think outside the box.............. Get it?
Thursday, December 2, 2010 8:54:39 PM
She is probably counting the boxes, so you best make sure you have an equal number of presents for her ..... somethin' to thinkabout!!

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c3s

skarpachi
Thursday, December 2, 2010 8:58:43 PM
good call
hombre
Thursday, December 2, 2010 9:06:33 PM
LMAO I tried the same thing just today!!!! But she said, "sorry, I can smell the cigars in there" DANG IT!!!!!!!
TMCTLT
Thursday, December 2, 2010 9:19:39 PM

LMAO I tried the same thing just today!!!! But she said, "sorry, I can smell the cigars in there" DANG IT!!!!!!!

hombre wrote:

Busted............. LMAO

delarob
Friday, December 3, 2010 7:45:38 AM
Yeah, all my christmas deliveries have cigar wharehouse return addresses on them too. :-"
Nicar
Friday, December 3, 2010 8:41:16 AM
Just say you know them well, and with the special ________ membership level obtained, you can get all packages sent to them, they'll put the cigar return address and lovely cigar scent on the box, that way, she'll never know the gift that she is receiving or where it came from.

Gotta love the customer service here for doing that!

rfenst
Friday, December 3, 2010 9:07:47 AM
You are dead meat!
derfladnar
Friday, December 3, 2010 10:15:16 AM

So my wife loves to give me a hard time when cigars land at my door but this holiday season I found the loophole to treat myself. I just told her that I did all of my christmas shopping for her online and that she can't inspect the packages when they arrive from usps. I'm 2 for 2 right now in the last 2 weeks, let's hope I can keep this streak going!

skarpachi wrote:

She is counting the boxes...10 boxes of cigars means you have to get her 10 gifts...could be some expensive cigars

I guess I should have read all the post before typing this

derfladnar
Friday, December 3, 2010 10:17:34 AM

LMAO I tried the same thing just today!!!! But she said, "sorry, I can smell the cigars in there" DANG IT!!!!!!!

hombre wrote:

Stop buying those smelly dog rockets

skarpachi
Saturday, December 4, 2010 6:28:39 PM
I've been busted...the boxes that the cigars came in were clearly not the same size as the boxes that the gifts were sent in. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
lou2row
Saturday, December 4, 2010 8:20:40 PM
Bass Pro Shops boxes don't get past wives either!
gimbel
Saturday, December 4, 2010 8:25:43 PM
Or Cabela's.
agctribefan
Sunday, December 5, 2010 12:15:17 AM
Nice thinking dan
rfenst
Sunday, December 5, 2010 6:21:43 AM

I've been busted...the boxes that the cigars came in were clearly not the same size as the boxes that the gifts were sent in. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

skarpachi wrote:

Of course you have!.That was an amatuer move.

Instead, just have them delivered to your workplace or a P.O. box.

Everything will be fine... until she sees the credit card statement!

IUROX
Sunday, December 5, 2010 10:30:44 AM
GROW A SET!
prof t
Sunday, December 5, 2010 2:29:59 PM
I told my wife how lucky she is that the UPS truck only stops once a week. She has six days to be happy.
mk05
Sunday, December 5, 2010 2:32:18 PM
git her done
skarpachi
Sunday, December 5, 2010 4:04:53 PM

Of course you have!.That was an amatuer move.

Instead, just have them delivered to your workplace or a P.O. box.

Everything will be fine... until she sees the credit card statement!

rfenst wrote:

good thing my wife has no clue when it comes to our banking situation...she only busted me on one box