Northsidepk
Thursday, December 9, 2010 4:45:35 PM
Well as many of you know I am getting married next month. The honeymoon is going to be in Cozumel Mexico and I was going to see what you guys think I should check out while i'm down there. Assume that I know where to go to get the real deal. I have also tried most of the usual suspects, so I guess what i'm looking for is not the typical hype-ridden sticks but the crowd pleasers that go by word of mouth...your fav's that maybe aren't so mainstream....So what do ya think?

BTW If your not comfortable speaking in public on the subject hit me with a PM

wheelrite
Thursday, December 9, 2010 4:50:10 PM
Mexican Strip Clubs are always a crowd pleaser
chazz
Thursday, December 9, 2010 4:58:51 PM
what about the donkey show?
wheelrite
Thursday, December 9, 2010 5:02:07 PM
I've always wanted to get in one of thos big Kites pulled by a boat and take a leak on the tourists below...

That's just me...

smokinson13
Thursday, December 9, 2010 5:12:22 PM

what about the donkey show?

chazz wrote:

I second that. Make sure you change the settings on your phone to record video longer then 30 seconds.

tcostyn
Thursday, December 9, 2010 7:00:03 PM

what about the donkey show?

chazz wrote:

I thought that was in Tijuana.....

wheelrite
Thursday, December 9, 2010 7:31:38 PM
Green House

Downtown Cozumel

Cozumel, Mexico

North on Avenida Rafael Melgar - block above Main Plaza (approx. 3 miles from Carnival dock)

Club Type: Regular Bar

Dancer Ethnicity: Latina

Member Rating: 8 / 10

12 Month Trend: N/A

Reviews: 3

Cover Charge

Day: 0

Night: 0

Avg. Private Dance Cost: 0

Avg. Drink Cost: 3- Beer and Wine - Full Bar - 18 and over - Snacks / Buffet - Lap Dances (Bikini)

Green House Reviews

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Reviews: 1-3bustamante

February 15, 2010

Visited on: Thursday Afternoon

Dancers on Shift: 1-5

Rating

Physical Club: 7

Dancer Quality: 8

$ Value: 9

Overall : 8.00

Looking at the two previous reviews, it appears that the club has completely changed its format. The Green House is now a Gentleman's club, offering cigars and a full bar. We did not see a stage, only a bar and tables. There were several girls sitting around, just waiting. All were very attractive and fairly young.

There is still no cover charge. Two Cokes cost $6. The format is anything up to an including full service. There is at least one small room with a bed, and I saw another smaller room that was too dark to tell what it was.

Quoted prices were $20 for a private one-song dance, and $120 for an hour in the private rooms. The rooms were an additional $40. We negotiated for a half-hour at $60 (no intercourse), plus $40 for the room. A condom required tipping the housekeeper another $5. Then we selected the girl of our choice.

Alexandria was very sweet, had a great little figure, and was at least a 9. The music wasn't loud enough, so she used her cell phone which worked out just fine. She was great at doing most everything, but was especially good at making and holding eye contact.

The club had a very laid back atmosphere, the girls were very pretty, and the service was excellent. I would highly recommend to anyone visiting Cozumel

Northsidepk
Thursday, December 9, 2010 7:35:01 PM
Okay...but I was thinking more about a good smoke....doubt i'll be frequenting the local brothel on my honeymoon there wheel!!!!!LOL
wheelrite
Thursday, December 9, 2010 7:36:36 PM

Okay...but I was thinking more about a good smoke....doubt i'll be frequenting the local brothel on my honeymoon there wheel!!!!!LOL

Northsidepk wrote:

Brothel ?

It's a cigar bar...

antoniaspapa
Thursday, December 9, 2010 7:40:14 PM
Let me see if I have this right. You are going on your Honeymoon and you are posting on Cbid "what you should check out"? If I were you I would hope my fiance is not checking out these forums or you might just be going alone. Just saying.

PAPA

Northsidepk
Thursday, December 9, 2010 8:06:29 PM
I was looking for suggestions on a good lesser known smoke that would be available there and not here......
wheelrite
Thursday, December 9, 2010 8:13:53 PM

I was looking for suggestions on a good lesser known smoke that would be available there and not here......

Northsidepk wrote:

Oh alright,,,

Try a Dipolomaticos #2

Category: Diplomáticos Cigars

Score 91 in CA

This is a top of the line piramide cigar. Smooth and very easy to smoke, an excellent draw coupled with complex cream, cedar and spice notes and a slightly salty tang. A cigar for the connoisseur, not always available, take advantage of them when you can. Aging would only improve this outstanding cigar.

Size: Length: 6 1/8" Ring Gauge: 52 (156mm x 20.64mm)

Type: Pirámides

I love this smoke.But,they aren't inexpensive

wheel,

hombre
Thursday, December 9, 2010 8:40:22 PM

what about the donkey show?

chazz wrote:

Yeah, wheel was in the donkey show.

Northsidepk
Thursday, December 9, 2010 8:43:24 PM
you know wheel, when you stop talking about sex or being cynical you are a wealth of information LOL...
wheelrite
Thursday, December 9, 2010 8:46:45 PM

you know wheel, when you stop talking about sex or being cynical you are a wealth of information LOL...

Northsidepk wrote:

There are MANY layers to wheel,

Northsidepk
Thursday, December 9, 2010 8:47:43 PM
Like an onion right!!!
Northsidepk
Thursday, December 9, 2010 8:48:22 PM
Makes all the girls cry!!!LOL
wheelrite
Thursday, December 9, 2010 8:49:36 PM

Yeah, wheel was in the donkey show.

hombre wrote:

The women who've had the pleasure of wheel,say I'm hung like a Mule

wheelrite
Thursday, December 9, 2010 8:51:20 PM

Makes all the girls cry!!!LOL

Northsidepk wrote:

Bro,,,

I come here for fun.I have a busy life as most do.This is a place for me to have fun and share my daily experiences with friends and foe ...

Northsidepk
Thursday, December 9, 2010 8:56:40 PM
i was kinda playing on the layers/onion deal but if ya wana be serious i can b serious too............