"I'm pretty sure these came from a grocery store."
Bite your tongue Mattie... my boy 8track don't work like that. He gets them fresh from the freakin' cow, bro! Seriously. Mine were squeakin' like a mofo.
But since you mentioned it... they DO taste a lot like the 'string' cheese. I like them. But I like the cheddars he sent better. Man, that's some good cheese.
My wife isn't so happy he sent them... my farts could rival andytv's right now, I imagine.