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Cut and paste from my other thread.

Dude, You are insane!!!! Beta Has finished me off with his incredible series of bombings!!!!

Today I get a mystery package from somewhere in California. WTF is this I think. Its a big lumpy box So I am thinking BUSA or FATASH sent me some spuds or something like that.

So I don't recognize the name on the box but I see it has written on it, SMOKING TIKI. My wife says "What did you buy!!!!!!" I said "Nuttin, I swear it" She says "Yeah Right hummmph." " No really" I said, I ain't bought nuttin." We are saving up for a little disney visit with the kids so I am on buying hiatus.

Finally I dig through the layers of tape and get the box open. Geezus H. Christo. Its a **** 2 foot tall hand carved Tiki holding a bottle opener with a big ass stogie hanging out its mouth. It is bad ass and it looks remarkebly like the tiki I designed form my tiki bar. This thing rocks it is perfect for the bar. It is so well done, it will be a centerpiece when I open up my real bar on the beach in the future.

My tiki in my logo doesn't have a name. It does now. I am naming him Charles and I am going to get Shump, if he will work for stogies to wood burn the Name Charles on the base of this beauty.

Charles, my man, I am having a bottle of bear right now, as I know it is TIME!!!!!

Holy ****, LMFAO You have bombed the **** out of me for sure. Lets some it up.

1. Hydra bomb with 6er of original obsidian and many extras.
2. Beer bomb with many bottles and cans of micro brew.
3. CC petite corona bomb with a super sampler of CC petite coronas and a couple of Hombre cigars
4. A friggan TIKI Bomb!!!

I am not sure how I am going to pay you back but Oh how I will figure it out. I see what you are searching for on another site and when I have something your searching for I am going to drop it on you!!!!

Thank so much for all your kinds, now please tell me you are done having your way with me!!!!

And to all you other bro's and sisters, DON'T get on BETADAWGS hit list!!!

That is SWEET!!

WOW...that's cool

Wow...I mean WOW!

That doesn't look like something that was picked up at a random store. It looks like a custom made/ordered tiki. The thing has a friggin cigar in its mouth. Is Beta into woodworking? Either way, it's really cool.

Well done.

Sweet baby jesus,that is one fine poo ta toe!!!!

Beta didin't do it as it came from a guy in Cali. It is very similer to the tiki on my avatar I had designed so it might just be custom. I am waiting for Beta to chime in.

Its freakin awesome, I can tell you that. Can't wait to go home tonight and use it to open one of the fine texas brews he sent me.

Wow... now that is sweet!

Just be careful how Beta acquired it. It could be like that tiki the Brady's found in Hawaii... 😰

The Dawg is running amuck!

now that thing is super cool.....not sure what you did but you have had your a$$ handed to you on a silver platter....

That thing is awesome!

Very cool! I wish I had some of what Charles is looking for as well..............hopefully soon.

Now that's an original bomb!!! Very well done!!! WOW!!!

Thats pretty freaking saweet... Nicely played good sir, nicely played...

Yeah, I think I am about done.

Time to look for a new victim, I mean target.

Way friggin cool!! Way to slam Tiki Tater head dawg =d>

I would like to suggest a new target!

TMCTLT!

That Tiki is awesome! Let me know what kind of font you want and I can bring my wood burning tool over sometime. WARNING! do not give me any cigars!!! If you do I will not return to the Potatoe Lounge, lol.....

btw-I am smoking the original Obsidian right now! LOVE IT!!! I know why you are fan now.

Cool shump. I gotta hook you up when you come over!!! I would prefer something bamboo looking or gilligan islandish.
Like the Cannibal Lounge wording on my jeep, if you remember it.

Glad you are enjoying that original obsidian!!!!

:-k