RICKAMAVEN
Monday, April 10, 2006 11:44:00 AM

CHENEY AUTHORIZED BUSH TO AUTHORIZE

CHENEY TO AUTHORIZE LEAK

Leak Plot Thickens as New Documents Emerge

Days after it was revealed that President George W. Bush authorized Vice President ****** Cheney to authorize a leak of prewar intelligence, new documents surfaced today indicating that the President only authorized Mr. Cheney after Mr. Cheney authorized him to do so.

While confusing at first blush, the documents serve to clear up a question that has nagged many Beltway observers for the past few days: did President Bush actually tell Vice President Cheney to do something, in a complete reversal of the White House's customary chain of command?

"If President Bush told ****** Cheney to do something, rather than the other way around, that would be a first for this White House," said Davis Logsdon, professor of political science at the University of Minnesota. "If, as these documents suggest, President Bush authorized ****** Cheney to authorize the leak only after ****** Cheney first authorized the President to do so, then the whole situation starts to make a little more sense."

As news that Mr. Cheney had authorized Mr. Bush to authorize him to authorize the leak swept through Washington, lawmakers on both sides of the aisle seemed relieved that a sense of the natural order of things had been restored.

"I was pleased to hear that President Bush only authorized ****** Cheney after ****** Cheney authorized him to do so," said Sen. Bill Frist (D-Tenn). "I never bought that the President told the Vice President to do something - that was crazy talk."

nine999
Monday, April 10, 2006 12:03:00 PM
yeah....

will farrel is such a funny president...

teedubbya
Monday, April 10, 2006 12:04:00 PM
well.... if Cheney said it was ok, its ok by me.
allbidness
Monday, April 10, 2006 3:02:00 PM
If only it was Will Farrel.

Do you think Will has the name recognition to get the job?

zoinks
Tuesday, April 11, 2006 4:05:00 AM
Wow, all that to go to the bathroom.

Hope he didn't have to pee really bad, could have been a naturinal emergency.

Sure glad my leaks don't have to be authorized.