I like turtles.

Thunder.Gerbil wrote:

I have 4 mosquito bites on my legs.

ZRX1200 wrote:

I have one leg with 4 mosquito bites on it.

TIGER

TIGERCDW wrote:

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

daveincincy wrote:

Hey Tug, What the heck is sitting in that chair? Hope it's not a family member.

mikey1597 wrote:

He was a great family member, Red Ryder our 10 yr old red standard poodle.

We had to do the worst thing possable, put him down 4 months ago because of cancer.

That was the last picture I took of Ryder, and it still hurts. 😞 😢 😞

tugboat wrote:

He was a great family member, Red Ryder our 10 yr old red standard poodle.

We had to do the worst thing possable, put him down 4 months ago because of cancer.

That was the last picture I took of Ryder, and it still hurts. 😞 😢 😞

tugboat wrote:

I like turtles.

Thunder.Gerbil wrote:

Sorry to hear it bro. Our german shepherd died about 6 weeks ago. We watched him die right in front of us on our living room floor, from heart failure (we knew he had a severely enlarged heart). As difficult as that was, at least it was fairly quick, and I am thankful that we didn't have to make a decision to put him down. Probably the only thing harder than losing your dog is having to make that call. I like to think I would have the fortitude to make the right decision if it came to that, but our dog didn't leave it up to us and to be honest I am kind of relieved about that. I feel for you man.

To keep this thread on-topic, I'm gonna go do my taxes now. Yaaaaaayyyyy. [frypan]

ScottFW wrote: