I heard that Jade is queer and wheel is a midget. I dont take showers with grown men or watch gladiator movies.
Ive been smokin for a while but dont know **** about cigars. I have been doin some readin on the forums. Mikey1597 turned me on to the site. Lookin forward to finding my new fav cigar. So far its mostly drew estate for me.
Squidward wrote:
You're gonna fit right in to this madness.
Welcome and hello to Mikey
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Welcome.
Get a small notebook. In it, write down cigars you like as you smoke them, or don't like so you don't get more. You can even post the cigar bands in it to help you remember.
Try sampler packs if you don't want to invest in a 5 pack/box without trying it.
Just because you don't like a cigar now, does not mean you won't like it in the future.
Look up the term coolerdor... it will come in handy.
Do not open any posts about a thong...in any way, shape or form.
Welcome, and enjoy your stay.
Mrs.Tank
Mrs Tank, too late, he has seen FGM in all his glory.
Greg, Squiggy, is a good guy. Be gentle with him, to start with anyway.
mikey1597 wrote:
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Send SteveS a cigar.
Oh yeah...don't Rah out on us.
#-o
Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens.
delarob wrote:
poor CROS... 😞
-Cut up your credit cards.
-Bid only on amounts you can afford, unless you really like public abuse. In which case, you need to bid on 500 items, ask us to outbid you on 'em, and tell us all about how you can't pay the rent.
-Bomb Tucker, with Nicar's addy on the package.
-Pick on people fatter than you. Since they can't reach you, it's okay.
-Establish receipt stashing spot to hide cigar buys from the wifey.
-Keep good divorce lawyer on retainer for when she finds the stash.
-Have a blast!
Just go raid Mikey's humi... he's got some good sticks in there...
Nicar wrote:
I go cooler diving for him once in a while. Squiggy is still finding his likes and most of mine are a little strong for him right now.
Mooch!
Oh, and welcome!
