McBryde
  • McBryde
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Wednesday, May 11, 2011 11:58:46 PM
Howdy all,

I'm located in central Arkansas, I know, I know, let the jokes begin. 🐴 I'm interested in getting to know a few people around here, and abroad that are into smoking good cigars, as well as shooting the bull. Hopefully this place will fit the bill. Anyone else on here from Arkansas?

Emerson

knokmdwn
Thursday, May 12, 2011 12:27:22 AM
Well, there's plenty of guys to get to know here but................a broad...........there's a few but rumor has it they don't like Arkansas dudes. 😝

A good way to get to know folks is to sign up for a noob trade on the noob trade thread. The moderator (Fishinguitarman/baldguywearingathong) will hook you up!!! 😨

You gatta have a little thick skin around here (hence "wear a coat") but it's a great group! (if you like a bunch of in the closet weirdos!) [sarcasm]

WELCOME!

McBryde
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Thursday, May 12, 2011 12:35:02 AM
Well, I don't like Arkansas dudes either, so we have something in common already I guess, LOL. The women on the other hand might be a different story. I do prefer the ones that are not related to me and have at least half their teeth. I saw the noob trade thread deal, how does that go about working?

Emerson

knokmdwn
Thursday, May 12, 2011 12:40:02 AM

Well, I don't like Arkansas dudes either, so we have something in common already I guess, LOL. The women on the other hand might be a different story. I do prefer the ones that are not related to me and have at least half their teeth. I saw the noob trade thread deal, how does that go about working?

Emerson

McBryde wrote:

Just go onto the thread and basically post an introduction, like you have here, except include that you would like to be involved in the noob trade thread. Also make sure you post your email address. Someone will contact you about it. It could be a couple days or more depending on how backed up they are.

I would recommend that you read the rules and reasons such a thread exists before you sign up. It is usually the very first post on the thread.

Guido099
Thursday, May 12, 2011 1:05:02 AM
Welcome to the nut house Emerson!

Noob trade works like this:

You send a fiver to a vet, he/she sends a return "fiver" give or take...hehe...

Everyone is happy!

smelly4tay
Thursday, May 12, 2011 1:33:46 AM
welcome!
APBTMarcel
Thursday, May 12, 2011 1:36:01 AM
Welcome welcome.
mikey1597
Thursday, May 12, 2011 6:10:16 AM
Welcome McBryde, My wife grew up in Arkansas, she's wearing shoes now and I think she will recover from it.

Party On!

fishinguitarman
Thursday, May 12, 2011 6:43:54 AM
Beware of The Thonginator!!!
xavier883
Thursday, May 12, 2011 10:00:12 AM
Where in Arkansas? Near Jonesboro at all?
elk hunter
Thursday, May 12, 2011 11:31:54 AM
Welcome brother!!!

BTW the best TV I have ever owned is an Emerson... Got it for my 18th birthday, and now it is in the man cave!!! 22 years and still going strong!!!

Come on in, get comfy, and HOLD ON!!!!!

stogiemonger
Thursday, May 12, 2011 11:40:40 AM
Welcome to the madness! Don't look at the thonginator photo thread. It'll hurt Your eyes, son. I warned ya!
watchurai
Thursday, May 12, 2011 11:45:27 AM
Welcome to the spin cycle! There are many rules to abide by around here, but the most important are these:

-Cut up the credit cards.

-Establish safe area for cigar storage, something that creates the optical illusion that you DON'T have 2000 cigars.

-Keep good divorce attorney on retainer for when the wife discovers how deep below the floor your "cigar vault" actually goes.

-Heed the advice in Post 9. Your optical nerves, and the lil part of your brain that goes "DAMN THAT IS FRIGGIN HIDEOUS"!! will thank you.

-Invest in eye bleach (cuz eventually you will open the Thonginator, or some other twisted, unnatural version of the original).

-Have a Blast!

McBryde
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Friday, May 13, 2011 6:13:38 PM
Xavier883 I'm in Morrilton, about 45 minutes north up I40 from Little Rock, about 25 minutes on up the interstate from Conway. Thanks for the welcome from you all.

Emerson

BDS12
Friday, May 13, 2011 6:23:00 PM
Welcome aboard

Like some others have said, have thick skin, cut up your credit cards or at least have a seperate account that the wife doesnt know about, and always listen to whatever RAH says

t33bone
Friday, May 13, 2011 6:30:10 PM
Well I go to Hamburg on occasions but you are far north of there. May be there for a few dayz first week in July.

Welcome to the madness and look forward to meeting you at the Mississippi herf last weekend in March of 12'.

nickatnite
Saturday, May 14, 2011 12:20:05 AM

Welcome aboard

Like some others have said, have thick skin, cut up your credit cards or at least have a seperate account that the wife doesnt know about, and always listen to whatever RAH says

BDS12 wrote:

Yah, look-up RAH, he'll have some special deals for you, that you'll find impossible to turn down. Particularly Mark Twains and Chunktastic Samplers.....yummmmm.=p~. He's scheduled to make an appearance and honor us with his presence here on cbid on May the 18th, if I'm correct.

Saturday, May 14, 2011 12:30:11 AM
You know why a toothbrush isn't known as a teeth brush ???

Because it was invented in Arkansas !!!

itsawaldo
Saturday, May 14, 2011 11:56:11 AM
Same to you!

Smoke what you like

Bid on what you want or need

Enjoy the time you spend together with your smokes

Keep a tight leash on Mr. Visa

Waldos mantra for cbid