RICKAMAVEN
15 years ago
DO JEWS ALWAYS BOARD FIRST BECAUSE WE ARE MISHPUKHE (FAMILY)

I HOPE THERE ARE ENOUGH CHINESE RESTAURANTS AND I HOPE THEY SLICE THE LOX FRESH, NOT THAT LASKO CRAP THEY MAKE FOR THE GOYUM.
Nicar
15 years ago
Someone said somewhere else.. that everyone will be nekkid...
HockeyDad
15 years ago

DO JEWS ALWAYS BOARD FIRST BECAUSE WE ARE MISHPUKHE (FAMILY)

I HOPE THERE ARE ENOUGH CHINESE RESTAURANTS AND I HOPE THEY SLICE THE LOX FRESH, NOT THAT LASKO CRAP THEY MAKE FOR THE GOYUM.

RICKAMAVEN wrote:





Rick, I hate to break it to you but.......Jews definitely won't be boarding first if the prediction is correct.
daveincincy
15 years ago
No Shoes
No Shirt
No Service

You'll probably see that sign posted on the door at churches on Sunday...
DrafterX
15 years ago
no clothes in Heaven.... and everyday is Sunday there.... everyone worships 24/7....
DrMaddVibe
15 years ago

Rick, I hate to break it to you but.......Jews definitely won't be boarding first if the prediction is correct.

HockeyDad wrote:




Fuzz will be along a complete explanation.
snowwolf777
15 years ago
Rick - Remove all your clothing and stand out next to your mail box. Your ride will be there shortly.

DrMaddVibe
15 years ago
Yelling "God take me now" would help too!
DrafterX
15 years ago
wheelrite
15 years ago
this should answer all questions...

RICKAMAVEN
15 years ago
HockeyDad

IF I DON'T GET PREFERRED SEATING I'M NOT GOING.

WHO PREDICTED NO PREFERRED SEATING.

I WANT TO TALK TO THE BOSS, HE'S A RELATIVE.
RICKAMAVEN
15 years ago
daveincincy

THEN THERE IS A DRESS CODE
elk hunter
15 years ago

Someone said somewhere else.. that everyone will be nekkid...

Nicar wrote:



YEP!!! Goin' out like I came in!!!!!
HockeyDad
15 years ago

HockeyDad

IF I DON'T GET PREFERRED SEATING I'M NOT GOING.

WHO PREDICTED NO PREFERRED SEATING.

I WANT TO TALK TO THE BOSS, HE'S A RELATIVE.

RICKAMAVEN wrote:






If the prediction is right, I'm thinking you guys kinda botched up the whole invite around 2000 years ago and the boss probably isn't taking your calls.
DrMaddVibe
15 years ago






BACKSEAT OUTRAGE!!!
DrafterX
15 years ago
racism in Heaven.. 😕
daveincincy
15 years ago

daveincincy

THEN THERE IS A DRESS CODE

RICKAMAVEN wrote:



Not really sure, but I might wear a rainbow afro...cuz God probably has a sense of humor.
Audra87
15 years ago

no clothes in Heaven.... and everyday is Sunday there.... everyone worships 24/7....

DrafterX wrote:



There you go with that no clothes in heaven thing again. I really am getting scared now... 😢 If I can't wear my moo moo then I'm not going. 🤐
herfidore
15 years ago
Jesus sandals perhaps?
itsawaldo
15 years ago

no clothes in Heaven.... and everyday is Sunday there.... everyone worships 24/7....

DrafterX wrote:



Doesn't sound like my version of heaven....where's the herf?
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