It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood! Get outside, smell the flowers, play some ball, grill some ribs, drink what you like, smoke your favorite smoke & DON'T FORGET TO HUG THE ONE OR ONE'S YOU LOVE!!!!!

Way ahead of you.......been up since 4am "hugging" the little one as she did her impression of Perry Farrel.

The other is in the tub now.........getting water all over the floor. The Easter Bunny came last night and left about ten pounds of chocolate; 3 of which is smeared all over her new Easter dress, that I didn't notice she had change into.

I've just poured a big Gin Rickey.......so I should be back to "pleasant Andy" in an hour or so. It has been SUCH a busy morning......I have had like ZERO time to be a bigotted ignorant, racist, child-molesting, donkey-screwing, Mexican-hating Republican.

"I have had like ZERO time to be a bigotted ignorant, racist, child-molesting, donkey-screwing, Mexican-hating Republican."

Don't worry Andy, it is still early in the day!

Happy Easter!

THATS for certain........I am going up to my father's place today.....now you wanna talk a completely inflexible right wing nutjob!!!

My cousins are all union suporters, pot smokers, or both, so most family events lead to verbal assualts of the like that CBid had never seen.

I am conservative, but I look like Al Sharpton next to my Dad (well until he started tanning).

Sounds like a blast Andy.

Half pot of coffee, raspberry turnover, and an hour of Jesus has me feeling pretty good today.

Politically, I'll be the Lefty at the MIL's house today. They are 100% old school, German Lutherans.

Work hard.

Pray.

Be thankful.

Speak English.

Shut up.

March into France once per generation.

Enjoy your day, ladies and gentlemen.

This year will be different though.......I was unable to find any 7.62 x 39 ammo at a good price.........so I guess the effigy of Oprah will have to wait til Labor Day.

You were going to figuratively shoot Oprah?!

Sexist, racist, shallow, hate filled, stoopid American!

Yeah.........we also have a bunch of illegal alien cardboard standups.........but you can't see them above the high grass.

We turn our illegal alien cutouts around, spray them with a garden hose, turn them back around, scream "****s" and then shoot until the guns overheat.

That's what racists do.

I spent the night covered in my 3 year old's vomit, so the Easter Bunny needs to be beaten to within an inch of his furry little life as far as I am concerned. On the up side, it does get me out of Easter dinner.

Andy, it's not good to shoot them in the high grass. The best thing to do is burn them out by lighting the grass on fire. That way they flee back across the border and are a warning to the others. Also this gives you open lines of fire the time!

Andy, never mind. I missed the words "cardboard standups".

Happy Easter to everyone!