So I get this medium flat rate today and think WTF?? who is this person? Christine? got even weirder when I inspected the contents!
inside:
Cuba Libre One
Padilla Achilles
CAO Italia
Murcialago
old IT maddie
5V A
Cuban Legacy (premature gurkha foot explosion)
PI Viejo
Leon Jemines
Tatuaje VI
2 cheroots (?)
accesories:
double torch (colibri?)
dual cutter (v and standard cut)
now the date kit:
razors and shaving cream (so I'm smooooth I guess....or manscaping)
sunflower seeds in case we get hungry
bottle frangelico to get date tipsy
two fancy wooden bottle stoppers in case I need more booze
fancy wooden pen to impress the date
one bag of wintergreen jelly beans to keep my breath fresh
one bag of top banana jelly beans to uh......I'm...uh......ok.
1 pair surgical gloves. good ones too, not those cheapies that will break when you least want fingerprints to be left behind.
15 zipties cuz it never hurts to be prepared for the "worst case scenario"
and finally a lock and keys. I fiugre at this point its a chastity lock.
I have never laughed my damn azz off so hard from a package sent by someone I have no idea who they are.....As funny as anything Ive ever received! Thank you very much whoever you are and whats up wit da return name?
Hope you realize w🌫 hos cage your rattling, you gots da segway cop too. You are on my short list.
Jamie[frypan] 😳
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