ROMNEY CAN'T WIN ANYTHING.

(MAYBE THE BOTTOM SHELF WHERE THEY KEEP THE CHEAP DOLLS.)

GET READY FOR ANOTHER 4 YEARS.

SAY GOODBYE TO THE TEA CROWD.

WILL THE DEMOCRATS REVEAL BACHMAN'S OLD MAN IS GAY.

SARAH IS TRYING TO BE BETTER LOOKING THEN HER DAUGHTER

AS SHE APPROACHES MENOPAUSE. TOO LATE.

HOW MANY SEATS WILL THE DEMOCRATS TAKE BACK IN THE HOUSE.

THE REPUBLICANS REMIND ME OF A CHICKEN. AN OLD LADY PICKS UP

THE CHICKEN AND SMELLS IT. THE BUTCHER ASKS HER WHY SHE IS

SMELLING IT. SHE SAYS TO SE IF IT IS FRESH.

THE BUTCHER ASKS, "LADY, COULD YOU PASS THE THE SMELL TEST?"

IT IS CALLED THE STRAWBERRY POLL, I BELIEVE.

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LOOK CLOSELY AT A PICTURE OF HER FACE. NOTE THAT

HER EYES DO NOT FOLLOW YOU.

SOME TIMES THEY BOTH LOOK UP

SOMETIMES THEY BOTH LOOK DOWN

SOMETIMES ONE LOOKS UP AND THE OTHER LOOKS DOWN.

SOMETIMES THE EYES SWITCH DIRECTION.. I THINK THEY

CALL THAT BIFOCAL.

IS SHE BIFOCAL? IS HER HUSBOUND BI ANYTHING.

DOES PRAYER HELP HER. DOES PRAYER HELP ANYONE,

IT DIDN'T HELP THE PARENTS OR WIVES OF THOSE SEALS

THAT GOT MURDERED.

FOR A NEW 1955 CHRYSLER 300, FULLY EQUIPPED WITH A MULTI-RECORD

AUTOMATIC CHANGER.

WILL PLAY THE NEW HI-FIDELITY RECORDS

COMPLETE THIS SENTENCE IN 25 WORDS OR LESS

"WE ARE IN AFGHANISTAN BECAUSE,"

SEND YOUR ENTRY IN A BLOOD BANK CONTAINER ALONG WITH YOUR DONATION

MENTAL STATE TO TE DOCTOR IN CHARGE OF MY CASE

DOCTOR LOUIS CYPHRE, ROBERT DE NIRO