Nice stash why would you ever part with them. Marry your Humi it will make you happier HA
Cigars are better than women because?
They don't nag you when you toast their foot.
They don't take half your stuff when you dump them for a new stick.
They like it when you chew on their butt.
Cigars don't get jealous when you look at other cigars.
A man can have more than one cigar in a night.
You don't have to cuddle with a cigar.
If the fire goes out you can always re-light a cigar.
If you don't like the cigar you can get another one, no questions asked!
Cigars don't have divorce attorneys.
CIGARS CAN'T TALK!
A man doesn't mind being seen with an ugly cigar.
A cigar doesn't have a mother-in-law.
You can enjoy a cigar AND watch the game!
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