> Men are like....
>
>
> 1. Men are like ........ Laxatives ...... They
> irritate the **** out of you.
> 2. Men are like ...... Bananas ...... The older
> they get, the less firm they are.
> 3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can
> be done to change them.
> 4. Men are like ...... Blenders .... You need one,
> but you're not quite sure why.
> 5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet,
> smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
> 6. Men are like .... Commercials ...... You can't
> believe a word they say.
> 7. Men are like .Department Stores .... Their
> clothes are always ½ off.
> 8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds .... They
> take soooooooo long to mature.
> 9 Men are like ..... Mascara ...... They usually
> run at the first sign of emotion.
> 10. Men are like ....... Popcorn ..... They
> satisfy you, but only for a little while.
> 11. Men are like .... Snowstorms ..... You never
> know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get
> or how long it will last.
> 12. Men are like ......Lava Lamps . Fun to look
> at, but not very bright.
> 13. Men are like ...Parking Spots ....... All the
> good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
