A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as
> > he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in
> > his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through
> > such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
> > He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
> > He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
> >
> > "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
> >
> > "They're mating," her father replied.
> >
> > "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
> >
> > "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
> >
> > "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
> >
> > As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he
> > replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
> > The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then
> > took her foot and stomped them flat.
> >
> > "Well, we're not having any of that Broke Back Mountain gay crap in our
> > garden." she said
