Kawak
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Monday, February 13, 2012 12:39:12 PM
So a Conservative a Republican a Liberal and a Democrat walk into a bar... Bar tender looks and says, hey Mitt!!!

Few minutes later Obama walks in the same bar and says, hey Mitt, i'd like to buy you a drink! You brought your wallet right!!?

Rclay
Monday, February 13, 2012 2:51:33 PM
laugh now.......we will cry later.
ZRX1200
Monday, February 13, 2012 3:11:33 PM
Where's the conservative?
bloody spaniard
Monday, February 13, 2012 3:21:29 PM
[quote=Kawak]So a Conservative a Republican a Liberal and a Democrat walk into a bar... Bar tender looks and says, hey Mitt!!!

Few minutes later Obama walks in the same bar and says, hey Mitt, i'd like to buy you a drink! You brought your wallet right!!?[/quote]

So wait a minute, 4 guys walk into a bar but the bartender only gives Mitt the old "NORM" greeting? Ok, so now Obama hits on Mitt but he needs Mitt's wallet first??? Is Obama gay AND broke? Are they going dancing afterwards?

What about the other guys? Where'd they go?

This is a complicated joke.

Here's a paper bag. Can you put it over your head & try it again with a Jackie Mason delivery? Heck, I'll settle for Jackie Martling.

dubleuhb
Monday, February 13, 2012 3:45:20 PM
Mitt, wanting to be all of them while trying to be none of them. Well that's what I got.
Whistlebritches
Monday, February 13, 2012 3:51:09 PM
[quote=dubleuhb]Mitt, wanting to be all of them while trying to be none of them. Well that's what I got.[/quote]

Me too.......but admittedly I had to read it 3 times to come to this conclusion.

Ron

bloody spaniard
Monday, February 13, 2012 4:44:38 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I get it now! (sigh of satisfaction)

Thanks, guys! Badly punctuated jokes get me every time!#-o

Karawak, you scamp you!👍

fiddler898
Monday, February 13, 2012 4:52:09 PM
May I thread jack with some more political bar humor?

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant.

"I'm sorry," said the snooty maître d', "but you can't come in here without a Thai."

DadZilla3
Monday, February 13, 2012 5:50:10 PM
[quote=fiddler898]"I'm sorry," said the snooty maître d', "but you can't come in here without a Thai."[/quote]

Excellent! 🍺

RICKAMAVEN
Tuesday, February 14, 2012 6:08:52 AM
I FIRST HEARD THAT "JOKE" FROM A SPEAKER AT THE CPACKCRAP CONVENTION WHERE CONSERVATIVES MEET TO EAT, EVAN THOUGH DUFFY AIN'T NEVER THERE, ONLY ARCHIE THE MANAGER IS . I THINK AT THE LAST CONVENTTION, SOME DUD0 NAMED ROVE, TRIED HIS MOUTH AT RAP AND TRIED TO DODO SOME KIND OF DANCE WITH HIS FINGERS POINTING UP ON THE UPBEAT AND RARELY FINDING THE BEAT.

I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, AS I AM PRONE TO DO, ALTHO I HAVE BEEN GUILTY OF DOING BOTH SITTING AND STANDING STRAIGHT UP, WHO ARE THESE STRANGE PEOPLE. THEY ARE, THE ARC-TANGENT OF COOL. THESE ARE THE KIND OF FOLKS I HAVE SEEN ON TV SHOWS. THEY WEAR SUITS AND

SHIRTS WITH TIES WHEN THEY EAT AT HOME AND THEY EAT AT A TABLE INSTEAD OF ON ONE OF THE TIN TV TRAYS LIKE REGULAR FOLKS.

I ALWAYS LIKED THE UNKNOWN COMEDIAN.

FIDDLER898.

LONG, BUT FUNNY ELIMINATE 7 COUNTRIES AND I THINK YOU HAVE A WINNER