1= one. A single. No accompaniments. Good - he gets that.
2... well, two is where he gets hung up. In his mind, 2= more than one. How MANY more? Apparently, it doesn't matter - just "more than one." Could be two, could be two thousand. If, for example, one were to be on African safari with Steve and asked him , "How many wildebeests did you see headed this way?" he would almost certainly answer, "Two," immediately before five thousand wildebeests trampled you to mush on the African savannah.

Sd72 wanted to know if I had any more CAO 65th tubos to trade. I told him I had TWO left, and that I could send them on our upcoming week off work/school. His end arrived yesterday, and it's clear that he is still not grasping the concept of "two."

I had intended to make a small, quiet PM-only-no-forum-and-then-slip-quietly-back-into-trade/bomb-quasi-retirement trade, but I'm afraid that just isn't going to work, because...




... well - you be the judge:

I would smoke everyone one of those. And then rub the ashes all over me.

Two... which also sounds similar to "too"

too - as in too many

too - i like those too.... as in the LFD FP and the Tat La Verite... you can send them this way... smoking is bad for your health.. let me be the one to suffer rather than our beautiful librarian

Steve is looking more dangeorus...

Looks fine from here.

11

1+1=2

Don't really see what the problem is here.

TIGER

^^lol, wonder where u gets those fine, ohh so fine seagars.


wanna trade steve

😂

Well done.

Queenie I think you have karma issues.

nice mmmmmm PAM

Kombat Kombat Kombat There's only one in there from you. And once you give it to me, it's mine to use to look like a baller. ie... Skull&Bones.

Math is the reason I'm a high school drop out as well.

Oh, where did u find the FFPs. Your welcome playboy.

Anywho. Queenie, enjoy.

Kombat, time for a restock? Yo house?

LOL, humi is open.


dont amtter if u trade them away as long as u get what u want broham

Cool. I thought we were breaking up.

You know that stomach drop feeling? I had that.

Eww

Eww?

Wombat. Dude. You're the one with the old lady dog.

Yup

Was my parents dog, now mine. AND yup i love my teacup poodle--maggie may

Its o.k. to come out. We'll love you no matter what.

Be true to yourself Dave. It's the key to happiness. Audrey will understand.

I don't see any counting issues there ... I don't have my glasses on tho ..

Okay, first, I think those two AND their little pocket-dog are a perfectly adorable couple and I think we should all go in together on a really nice gift from their registry at Bed Bath and Beyond.
Second, RE: Jamie's mention of "karma issues." You may be correct - this one definitely goes in the karma-bank. Karma definitely owes me BIG time at this point...
Third, Tiger may be onto something with his 11 = 1 + 1 = 2. I nominate Tiger as Steve's new math tutor.