I was with a buddy in Long Island, NY and he stopped at an Exxon station on the way up to his golf club. He drives a 2005 Hummer which was on fumes - below E on the gas gauge. He filled up the tank with mid-grade - the amount was $104.00!!!!! We both stared at the pump and couldn't believe we were looking at Triple digits to fill up the car.... $104 !!

BTW - it was the worst score he shot in the 10 or so years we have played golf together !!!!!

I don't think I want a Hummer.

I think if I shot a 104 on a par 72 course, i'd be proud of myself.

I've never, ever played the game.

speaking of golf.

a man asked his friend how the game went the day before. he said not too good, ralph had a heart attack on the second tee and died.

wow that's too bad his friend replied. what did you do?

all day long, hit the ball, drag ralph, hit the ball drag ralph.

I was in a foursome at a ritzy course a couple years ago. While on the 4th green, a funeral procession drove by.

My buddy Ralph stopped, took off his cap, and bowed his head.

I said "Ralph, I've never known you to be so religious".

He replied "It's the least I could do. We were married for 20 years"...

haaaa lol@ gaiter!!!

When I got divorced.. my buddy moved up here form north carolina. He actually was moved in before she was moved out. He had a truck.. and he helped my ex get her crap out while i was at work !!! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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ps. I think if a guy can afford a hummer, he can afford the gas. And if he cant.. possibly he may want to re-think his vehicle purchase next time!! haaa

thats almost like screwing a prostitute and being amazed that it hurts like hell the next time you take a leak!! haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa

ps. Hummers are cool..expecially in the morning when your still kind of asleep and you wake up and your fiancee is giving you one!!! lmao!!!

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