honda250r
Friday, March 2, 2012 10:05:52 AM
Anyone had one. Dropped me to the ground. Broken bones did not compare to this pain CHIT.
jazzman17
Friday, March 2, 2012 10:55:22 AM

Anyone had one. Dropped me to the ground. Broken bones did not compare to this pain CHIT.

honda250r wrote:

My wife had one. Said it was more painful than childbirth.

teedubbya
Friday, March 2, 2012 11:10:15 AM
Everybody must get stoned
Lancaster6802
Friday, March 2, 2012 11:21:30 AM
Iv had them twice!

The first time when I was 21 then again at 26. Same story, the worst pain iv ever experienced!

I had to take loritabs and muscle relaxers just for ease. They hit me in the middle of the night last time, had to go to the hospital. Luckily, iv passed both sets naturally instead of by laser

jackconrad
Friday, March 2, 2012 11:31:06 AM
Laser !

YIKES !

Thunder.Gerbil
Friday, March 2, 2012 11:37:15 AM
That brings a whole new meaning to lasers on the head....
teedubbya
Friday, March 2, 2012 11:53:52 AM
never had one but out of sympathy and support for you I just pushed a chop stick up my pee hole. They really need to sand those things better.
DrafterX
Friday, March 2, 2012 12:14:30 PM
😟
kharzhak
Friday, March 2, 2012 12:22:37 PM
Was talking to a buddy who has had them 4 or 5 times and the pain is the worst pain ... except maybe a 20lb baby. Just remember that this was one of those things (like everything) covered in the Bible - "this to shall pass" ... but seriously, get some drugs.
critter2
Friday, March 2, 2012 12:27:16 PM
i've had 4 over the past 5 years. carry a fennigan suppository for the nausea and oxycodon for the pain with me everywhere. not fun, not fun at all and the next day getting over the drug haze is not any more fun
lou2row
Friday, March 2, 2012 12:35:46 PM
Develop a taste for cranberry juice. The people that have had one stone are avid drinkers afterwards, the guys that have had them multiple times can't stand the stuff and say it doesn't work.

It doesn't if you don't drink it.

honda250r
Friday, March 2, 2012 1:10:17 PM
Thanks Lou Cranberry juice to wash down the Hydra Morphone. Just sent the better half to get some.
bloody spaniard
Friday, March 2, 2012 1:16:38 PM
Couldn't agree with you more, Honda. Had my first and (hopefully) last several years ago. No pain I've ever endured while sparring, falling, or running face first into a fence while playing with kids compares to it. LOL

One word of advice, avoid Tums at all costs... That junk causes them. Oh, and drink plenty of water (8- 10 glasses a day).

DrafterX
Friday, March 2, 2012 1:19:11 PM
drink more beer.... 🍺
HockeyDad
Friday, March 2, 2012 4:08:56 PM
Had one about a year and a half ago while on a business trip. Incapacitating to say the least. It lasted 1.5 hrs and then just stopped. An hour later I was perfectly fine and no longer figuring out how to get from the hotel to the hospital. An ultrasound later revealed a 3mm kidney stone that was now free floating in my kidney. To my knowledge, it is still there and has never again become lodged. If it is not there it dissolved because it did not pass.

I still await it's second attempt to kill me.

DrafterX
Friday, March 2, 2012 4:11:02 PM
I blame ethanol.... 😠
HockeyDad
Friday, March 2, 2012 4:12:01 PM
I would have drank ethanol if it would have dissolved that stone!
Whistlebritches
Friday, March 2, 2012 4:14:42 PM
I've had several bouts with them......The last episode was 2 weeks ago.They're annoying to me but I work thru them.I've never understood the whole "Compared to giving birth" thing or even taking pain killers.Some people are just wuss's.....

I get rid of them in the following ways.

1st option...30 pac of cheap beer,Keystone light, was my last choice.Drink in one sitting,preferably in your own backyard,and hold your bladder as long as possible between piss breaks..........Set goals,like can I reach that tree over there at 15 feet.Do your best to hit it with a solid stream..........on multiple occasions.Once finished with 30 pac stumble into house......maybe piss in wifes shoe closet a time or 2 during the night.Hey she gives me a pass.....her baby was in pain.Wake up next morning with awful cheap beer headache and wet shoes.....Damnitt I pissed in my shoe closet....FUG!!!!!!!! And then it hits you.......no more stone....only a slightly pink color to your urine as you get rid of the blood from your whiz track.

Second option.........Sit in tub of warm water and drink several beers of your choice.Again hold your urine til your bladder feels as though it's gonna bust.Within 2 hours you should be stone free............there'll be slightly more pain in passing the stone unless you do shots of tequila between beers and if you do.........Be sure and break out the bubble bath and kareoke machine.

Now in all seriousness both methods work.But by all means stay away from the painkillers....................................you're not a little biotch with your legs up in stirrups giving birth to a 7 lb bowling ball........................Man up Biotches

Ron

HockeyDad
Friday, March 2, 2012 4:39:15 PM
Drink Keystone Light or have a kidney stone........tough call.
Burner02
Friday, March 2, 2012 5:09:18 PM
No thanks, understand it is like giving birth.