Bill Clinton, George Bush, Sr and George W. Bush are all captured by terrorists and told they will be shot.

George W. Bush is placed against the wall, and just before the order to shoot him is given, he yells, "Earthquake!" The firing squad falls into a panic, George W. jumps over the wall and, in the confusion, escapes.

George Bush, Sr. is the second one placed against the wall. The squad is reassembled. He ponders what his son W. has done. Before the order to shoot is given, Bush, Sr. yells, "Tornado!" Again the squad falls apart and he slips over the wall.

The last person, Bill Clinton, is placed against the wall. thinks, "I see a pattern here. I'll just scream out a disaster and hop over the wall." He laughs to himself, "Ha! I'll show these terrorists whose boss!"

As the firing squad is reassembled and the rifles are raised in his direction, he gives his smirky laugh and yells, "Fire!"

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