Sure third-world countries have it rough, but we also have it rough in the first-world.
Here's just a few:
I have a hard time hearing the tv when I eat crunchy snacks.
I forgot my phone when I went to take a poop, and I was sooo bored.
My laptop battery isn’t quite long enough for me to watch the Blu-ray version of Avatar, and my summer cabin doesn’t have electricity.
Our nation’s parks and wildlife preserves are woefully underequipped when it comes to Wi-Fi signals.
My stupid kid wants to play with my Star Wars action figures. Doesn’t he know what that will do to their collectible value?
I’ve made my peace with urinating in the shower, but I’m afraid it’s opened a door that leads somewhere I’m not quite ready to go.
In a fit of rage, I threw my controller all the way across the room, only to pick it back up so that I could turn off my Xbox without having to walk all the way over to the Xbox.
I keep waiting for the next red light to text, but I keep making all the green lights.
The rain is falling just fast enough to require windshield wipers, but just slow enough to where the first speed setting seems like overkill.
My kid was learning about the Resurrection in Sunday school last weekend, and he was all, ‘pics or it didn’t happen’
I just can’t support a charity that doesn’t have its own colored ribbon.
When I was a kid, I hated how my mother dressed me. If I’d have known it was going to be hip by the time I hit 35, I wouldn’t have cried as much.
I think $16 a month is an outrageous price to pay for immediate access to pretty much any movie ever made.
daveincincy wrote:
