How come everytime my wife gets pissed at me she threatens my cigars? Well..this happened today. Left work for a couple of hours to drive home and lock my humidor. She later asked me why I lock my humidor. I said "because you can't be trusted". A couple hours go by and I'm notified by her that she "trashed" my humidor because she couldn't get to the cigars. Not satisfied, she ripped up my UCONN hoops season tickets (approx. valued at $900). Please...can everyone say a prayer for the contents of my humidor. To retaliate I think I'm going to glue her vibrator to the hood of her car and wipe my ass on her new dress. It only seems right.

Did that really happen? If so, that's really depressing.

Nothing like a good old happy marriage!

Get a Cigar Caddy.

Barry

Oh yes..this is all true. A 300 ct. humidor operating at full capacity.

Just out of curiosity, what started the fight?

Sounds about fair trade to me. BTW,I'd get a different place to store your gars and just bring home a 3 finger cigar case to last you for the day and or night. X

Please post pics of that car! ROTFLMAO !!

I love it when a plan comes together...69

Does it matter who started the goddamned fight? I'm talking super premiums here...completely helpless..at the hands of a raving lunatic. Opus...Hemingway..Ashton VSG...Cubans...Cohiba EV...Don Carlos...Etc. Etc.
The hoop tickets I can replace at no cost..but the gars are another story. I'll be home in a couple hours to survey the damage. I should of mail ordered a wife instead. A nice 17 yr. old Thai girl with out a thought in her head and no cammand of the English language. Now thats a women you marry.

i hope you guys don't have any kids. judging from what appears to be your interaction, probably no way it could happen.

Ouch!! Very depressing.

I guess someone should give him adroomi's email so he can pick up eze's next wife...69

Okay...so she caught me screwing her sister. Still doesn't make it right. Actually..this whole argument took place over the phone. We rarely fight and never in front of the kids. And I didn't screw her sister..it was only her step-sister and we were really loaded and I destroyed the video.

call jerry springer. he wants you guys.

Right is right and wrong is wrong, but the cigars were totally helpless....please try to salvage those Don Carlos, and next time, keep a small Humi hidden somewhere.

HOLLY SH*T I am a 21-year-old college student and this is the best entertainment I have had all week. WOW, I bet she was hot!! AND YOU MADE A TAPE, YOU’RE THE MAN!!!!

But for real, good luck with everything! Just keep in mind you married her for some reason and yall can work it out.

OH if she lays a finger on anything ashton send her my way i will take care of her sapanos style!!

**** I thought I had a bad day finding out that I might take a cut In pay. hope I won't see this in the news wife killed over cigars ,but a I am sorry to say I am in tears over this it is so sad it is funny .Being single I some times feel sad, that I don’t have a wife/ girlfriend ,Times like this I am glad I got cats . And I can smoke when I want what I want .But Family Is Important and you should be saying sorry you may not be wrong but you will win In the long run trust me It Is no fun being a lone, But I here you she should not have destroy your stuff , So I would do some good ass kissing and try to get out of the dog house ,yaya I know may be I should mind my own P’s and Q’S but I had to respond to this I hope you can save your cigars and your marriage Good luck man and Please let us know what happens and lets try to get a long you love here you married her and have a Family so I know you still love her . But thanks you made my night with this, If you want some advice feel free to ask there are a lot of very nice people in this forum, Who would love to help. I know I have some training In the field, Sorry to ramble but I hate to see sad things In a Family.
I hope you still have some good gars left,


Sincerely Daniel Weiss

No sympathy from me ... you got what you deserved.

Infidelity in a marriage is not acceptable (IMHO), or you might as well not be married. You agreed to this when you said 'I do' ... and broke the biggest bond (and probably the most important one) you two could ever have ... trust.

... now live with he consequences of your actions.

Something as petty as a material items (like cigars) are the least of your problems right now ...

... just my 2¢