Free Booze,food and a lesson from Hank Haney...

The golf was fantastic...

wheel,

I'm 5-11

But, you know what they say............"golf is for people who can't fish".

just kidding, bro. That is a very nice pic.

thanks,,,

and I'm an awesome Angler...

Nice legs...are you ridin that chicken?

quit looking at my legs you old queer..

I gave up golf and took up heroin.

Its cheaper and less habit forming!

I admire golfers, I cant do it but havent tried since being humilitated by Johnny Bench back in 1990. I can shoot straight and a pretty good wing shot. Swing a bat or a golf club and get the ball somewhere i want it to?, no way. So now I consider golf as a good walk ruined (Twain).

One less funny clothed person on the planet for people to point and laugh at.

The horror...the horror.

Actually, let me ask ya...since you turned yourself into a human pincushion...do you wake up out of your self-induced hazes dressed in plaid shorts with matching polo shirts? What about ankle socks? Baseball caps? Little white gloves? It's for the grip...riiight![frypan]

All kidding aside...grip it and rip it...straight down the middle...unless you're playing a dogleg...then a fade is in order.

I'm not a great player but I hit enough decent shots to keep me returning to the course.

And, I get to drink,smoke cigars and oogle the Hottie Cart Girls..

wheel,

Maybe I should go to the driving range.......I dont get to drink smoke and oogle hotties enough in my travels, golf now sounds fantastic!

Miiight get in the way of your lil habit...if'n ya know what I mean.

Either way its all good comedy, its like that tim conway dorf dude.

Where's da crocs????