Speaking of ex wrestlers:
George the Animal Steel (he of the green tongue) threw out the first pitch at a baseball game recently. Before he threw it to the catcher, he ate the cover off the ball!
And THAT, boys and girls, is why today's pretty-boy steroid infused posers could never hold a candle to yesteryear's stars of the ring.
That and Haystack Calhoun fighting a trove of midgets.