There is a certain site out there that sends emails with "Liquidation Sales". It draws me in only to see the sale is $308.95 on a box of cigars with an MSRP of $311. So the liquidation is $2.05. I better jump on that!

"she pulls your eyes out with a face like a magnet,

I don't know how much more of this I caaaaaan take."

🇨🇮

Every friday.

Save $10 but first you have to spend $100. Whatda deal!!