+1

so is this for realz? You just asked for a divorce?

then you had a threesome (with what I have to assume is "for hire" talent).....and now you're getting piss drunk?

If true...

first of all....sorry the marriage didn't work out. Better to cut it off than to die slowly inside each day.

Second...

Bravo. On the threesome thing. Good way to kick off becoming a bachelor again I'd say.........assuming you paid high $ for the good lookin' ones that is..

Corky and I had been trying to find her a date ever since that WT feller left her, but it's hard to set up a blind date for 385lb girl with halitosis and warts.

Thank you for taking care of our seestor Mr. Hombre dude. If you're ever down in Georgia, stop by the Circle-K and I'll buy you one of Corky's best ceegars, the White Owl Pineapple in the tubas.

-Jessie.

PS: I hope that rash she had cleared up.

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