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Of course I know what to do with it Kahuna.... I'm gonna send him flowers from some nice fella named floyd

He's busting his hump on the dance floors of NYC, engulfed in fine looking Asian ladies, trying to send a couple to MACS (as a morale booster only of course)for a Cinco de Mayo present, and nobody appears willing to help?!

C'mon. Help a StogeeBoy Brother out.

Mother's Day is also on the horizon. MACS is one cool Muddah.

Now get the snailer to StogeeBoy ASAP!

It's an APO addy.

Um... if he sends me some hot Asian chicks, I'll be in BIG trouble when I get home ya know. Yet another reason to keep quiet.

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How about Belgian chicks?

If she gave me permission to be unfaithful, i'd be insulted.

Enjoying some camel-toe?

I have no desire to mate with anything but a female of my own species.

Since I am in no position to do so, porn and ambidextrous masturbation will have to do.

Boy, I say Boy! It's a joke, Son! You're too short, the high ones go right o'er the top of ya!

You dudes have a wonderful weekend...

We don't have those here. And even if we did, where the hell would we go? What would we do?

I plan to start looking for airline tickets at the end of this month.

Get a good night's sleep & put the gameface on again tomorrow.

Take care, Bro.

Where's Homer Simpson when you need him?