Mitch65
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Monday, August 6, 2012 3:38:49 AM
What's the most shocking thing you have seen while smoking in a public area like the lounge at your B&M?

I once saw a man purchase a cigar and go sit down in the lounge. He then cut the cigar with his teeth reached over to the ashtray and lit his cigar with someone else's burning cigar! It was how a chain smoker would light his cigarette off of the one he had burning. I was shocked!

Shop owner threw him out! I couldn't believe it!

Mitch65
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Monday, August 6, 2012 3:42:04 AM
I must also add that the man had a striking resemblance to Eddie from the Chevy chase Christmas vacation movie
dpnewell
Monday, August 6, 2012 6:29:50 AM
A couple nights ago I was in Texas, and saw some old midget smoking a cigar on his back patio nekkid. Made me vomit.
roadlaw
Monday, August 6, 2012 7:26:13 AM
I was on a cruise back in February and in the cigar lounge a guy paid

$12 for a puros Indios and thought that was a great deal

wheelrite
Monday, August 6, 2012 7:28:09 AM

A couple nights ago I was in Texas, and saw some old midget smoking a cigar on his back patio nekkid. Made me vomit.

dpnewell wrote:

sexy, right ?

surfish1961
Monday, August 6, 2012 10:57:13 AM
I know of a fellow that, when the wrapper on his smoke cracks, he peels it off and smokes the rest of it with just the binder.

I have to say I have never ever done that.

Same guy gnawed on an Anejo 49 all day (never lit it up) at CFest a couple years back and laid that sloppy wetted up smoke in the back of my pickup.

Thunder.Gerbil
Monday, August 6, 2012 11:03:15 AM
I saw a guy light up a Gurkha once...
crgcpro
Monday, August 6, 2012 11:06:57 AM

I saw a guy light up a Gurkha once...

Thunder.Gerbil wrote:

Yeah I use those to light up my charcoal. Light it up and throw it in there and once it explodes in a couple of minutes BAM the charcoal is lit!

watchurai
Monday, August 6, 2012 11:07:14 AM
Local guy actually doesn't smoke em...he chews em. You will find an RP Vintage, or some such low level smoke sticking out of his mouth, backwards...unlit. He literally chews em down to the nub, and starts another.

Vomitous indeed...

cacman
Monday, August 6, 2012 11:18:35 AM
Chick walked in buying 3-5 smokes for her Dad. Asked for a discount. Owner told her only if she gave up her bra. Off came the shirt and bra... she got the discount.

They where spectacular!!!! Maybe 22 at the oldest. One of my best visits to the shop.

Mathen
Monday, August 6, 2012 11:40:38 AM
Monica Lewinski.
gimbel
Monday, August 6, 2012 12:14:37 PM

Chick walked in buying 3-5 smokes for her Dad. Asked for a discount. Owner told her only if she gave up her bra. Off came the shirt and bra... she got the discount.

They where spectacular!!!! Maybe 22 at the oldest. One of my best visits to the shop.

cacman wrote:

Video, or it didn't happen.

Thunder.Gerbil
Monday, August 6, 2012 12:20:43 PM

Yeah I use those to light up my charcoal. Light it up and throw it in there and once it explodes in a couple of minutes BAM the charcoal is lit!

crgcpro wrote:

Wow. And I thought lighter fluid tasted bad.

Mental Note: Never eat anything crgcpro grills, bbqs, or smokes. EVAR.

tailgater
Monday, August 6, 2012 12:32:24 PM

Chick walked in buying 3-5 smokes for her Dad. Asked for a discount. Owner told her only if she gave up her bra. Off came the shirt and bra... she got the discount.

They where spectacular!!!! Maybe 22 at the oldest. One of my best visits to the shop.

cacman wrote:

Was the father:

A. Shocked and outraged at the indignity.

or

B. Proud she was able to get a discount.

And without pics, this post is useless.

cacman
Monday, August 6, 2012 1:32:06 PM

And without pics, this post is useless.

tailgater wrote:

Pic and bra sits behind the shop owners desk, with a few others.

rfenst
Monday, August 6, 2012 2:55:08 PM

Monica Lewinski.

Mathen wrote:

You hae to have seen it.

Rut-Ro!
Monday, August 6, 2012 3:59:40 PM

What's the most shocking thing you have seen while smoking in a public area like the lounge at your B&M?

I once saw a man purchase a cigar and go sit down in the lounge. He then cut the cigar with his teeth reached over to the ashtray and lit his cigar with someone else's burning cigar! It was how a chain smoker would light his cigarette off of the one he had burning. I was shocked!

Shop owner threw him out! I couldn't believe it!

Mitch65 wrote:

Are you freaking kidding me? I know few old timers who still do this.

before cutters were mainstream, My grandpa used to light his ceegars the same way back in the day.....he smoked De Nobili Cigars and hand rolled coronas.

tailgater
Monday, August 6, 2012 4:32:16 PM

Are you freaking kidding me? I know few old timers who still do this.

before cutters were mainstream, My grandpa used to light his ceegars the same way back in the day.....he smoked De Nobili Cigars and hand rolled coronas.

Rut-Ro! wrote:

I haven't had a hand rolled corona since college...

sd72
Monday, August 6, 2012 4:33:06 PM
Slobbering all over your cigar, then asking to use my cutter.

NO.

Happens at shpos all the time.

Mitch65
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Monday, August 6, 2012 6:32:09 PM

Chick walked in buying 3-5 smokes for her Dad. Asked for a discount. Owner told her only if she gave up her bra. Off came the shirt and bra... she got the discount.

They where spectacular!!!! Maybe 22 at the oldest. One of my best visits to the shop.

cacman wrote:

LMFAO!!

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