Yet ANOTHER wonderful thing about being over 40. Now I'm noticing a few rogue eyebrow hairs are longer than they should be.

On the bright side, at least it means I'll be hitting puberty soon.

Bring on Middle Age!

I'm torturing my wife with a lone gray that popped out above my right eye. It's about twice the length of the normal brow and stands out like a turd in a punch bowl.

She soooo much wants to pluck it out, but I'm telling her it's proof that marriage ages a man!

lmao....

but do you trim you nose hairs....?

When the odd nose hair pops out, I pluck the rebel.

Nose hairs are saved for heavy traffic days and thrown at the asshats behind me who insist on trying to go around me and the thousand other cars by zipping in and out of traffic.

:)

I'm dieing here... lMAO!!!!!!!

I can't pluck them.... they grow to fast!

Butt... I have a very cool hottie that cutes my hair and she always asks if she can trim my eye brows,,, I say yes,,,, because i think she gets excited to do that. Wish she got hot doing nose hairs....

So then grow a mustache and let them blend in like all the other guys with the mustaches out there!

Or you could wax your nostril hairs, I hear that slows the growth cycle of hair on other parts of the body.

Or you could always stick some nair up there!

Does nair work like that? Or would my legs be smooth then?

Snorting Nair. Now there's a GOOD idea.

Bring on middle age?

You ARE middle age pal. You think you'll live past 80?

I doubt I will. I don't think I want to.

Now, to get back on topic... I have to trim the ol' nose hairs, eyebrow hairs and even my friggin ears are growing hair now.

WTF?!

I hope to be dead by then, but the scientific community has it in their head that everyone should live as long as possible.

The new average life expectency is 80 for women and 75 for men. Great. If this keeps up, nobody will be retiring until 75 on average. If that's the case, I'm barely half dead.

LOL! (That's the spirit,8)

Oh, and what MACS said.

Just wait 'til you begin to get gray on your chest...

Oops, sorry.

Didn't mean to offend some of you hairless chest wonders. LOL!!!

Already there bloodmeister. The beard and the chest have plenty of gray, but the ol' 'stache and the 'do ain't got no gray yet.

That'll change over the next 5 months, i'm sure...

Just shave them off and get eyebrow tatoo's!!!!!!

I get greys in my beard, which I wouldn't mind except that they are like three times as long and kinked like a freakin pube.

Gotta love stray eyebrow, ear, and nose hair.

What a drag it is getting old.

I don't mind the extra long eyebrow hairs but they drive my wife nuts. She's forever chasing me down trying to pluck them.

HA! My eyebrows seem to be migrating in a Southerly direction, toward my upper lip. Thank you, little Bohemian grandmother, for childbearing hips, a quick temper, and the joy of ripping hair off of my face once a month.

Mmmmmmmm. Hairy women.