Maybe to help patch up old wounds between the North and South, we allow the old Confederacy to reinstitute slavery (using illegal aliens only).
-The economy gets helped.
-Business could get REALLY cheap labor.
-Washington DC does "A Solid" for the Solid South.
-Would stem the rush of illegals, giving the Border Patrol a break.
-We'd know where they all are.
-No additional drain on the Medicade or Welfare system.
Finally a win, win, win, win, win, win for the American citizenry.
Who's with me?! U.S.A ! U.S.A. ! U.S.A.!