go out with a really fine looking lady with bodacious boobies, and curves that would make Charlie blush, and then later when she takes off her dress, find out that she was hiding an extra 15 pounds in there and the big firm boobies fall into her armpits when she lays on her back?

Were you let down?

Did it prevent you from accomplishing the mission?

Did you ever think that maybe she felt the same way about you?

I have.

I have been with a woman who had lovely breasts while clothed, yet they were significantly less than stellar once they were set free, yes.

I shrugged it off and went for it anyway.

I was 17. She was my sister's friend and she already had 2 kids. I knew it wasn't going to be a relationship.

Funbags!!!!

Eng

Haven't we all? Yes we were all let down. It hasn't prevented me from accomplishing my mission that I can remember. Not sure she felt that way about me but I am sure some have. But I don't think that has prevented me from accomplishing my emission. Amazing how those boobies can be propt up isn't it. You found a saggy boobed fat girl in tokyo huh? Wierd I dig your taste in ladies from what I have seen. I wouldn't worry to much about it though if it prevented you from accomplishing your mission. Hard to be excited when your turned off. We can't fake the funk quite as well as them.

Were you let down? - YES

Did it prevent you from accomplishing the mission? - NO

Did you ever think that maybe she felt the same way about you? - WHO CARES?

Women are full of tricks and artifice because we are expected to be so. If she was a non bra wearing, non shaving, no makeup having, mussed up hair, wearing torn sweats to the market chick most men wouldn't have the time of day for her. Rarely do I go out a mess, but when I do, I get far less attention. It is human nature, that's all.

By the way, if I was mashing with a guy and in the middle of the clinch his hair slid on to the pillow, I would probably roll off the bed in a fit of hysterical laughter.

hmmm..., if you were smart, you would have put her on top, that way they would appear HUGE, staight, and best of all, in your face, where they belong...

ummm...did i actually say all that, or did i just think it....

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