I feel I must assert my freedom to comment on an important public issue that Mr. Rick A. Maven has thrust into the vortex of public comment. Let's review the errors in Mr. Maven's statements in order. First, Mr. Maven is off his rocker. How can he live with himself, knowing that he can't discuss anything without talking about faddism? While I don't know the answer to that particular question, I do know that he claims that without his superior guidance, we will go nowhere. Predictably, he cites no hard data for that claim. This is because no such data exist. Tell him that he has been a bad apple for as long as I can remember, and you'll hear a loud "clang!" as his mind slams shut. He doesn't want to hear that. He doesn't want to believe that his hypocrisy is transparent. Even the least discerning among us can see right through it.

Unlike Mr. Maven's offhand remarks, my own manuscripts are not vague and undefined. How does Mr. Maven deal with this fascinating piece of information? He entirely ignores it. One doesn't need a finely developed sense of irony to note that he wants me to stop trying to break the neck of his policy of obstructionism once and for all. Instead, he'd rather I drop to my knees and beg for mercy. Sorry, but I don't accept defeat that easily.

Given that there's indubitably no point in arguing with him, isn't it fairly obvious that by an odd twist of fate, his dream is to rule the world, or failing that, annihilate it? It's uncivilized for Mr. Maven to manipulate public understanding of plagiarism. Or perhaps I should say, it's macabre. He claims to have turned over a new leaf shortly after getting caught trying to produce precisely the alienation and conflict needed to make nearby communities victims of environmental degradation and toxic waste dumping. This claim is an outright lie that is still being circulated by Mr. Maven's assistants. The truth is that if we are to sound the bugle of liberty, then we must be guided by a healthy and progressive ideology, not by the unruly and meddlesome ideologies that Mr. Maven promotes. And that's what writing this sort of letter is all about. It's a way to discuss the advantages of two-parent families, the essential role of individual and family responsibility, the need for uniform standards of civil behavior, and the primacy of the work ethic.

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This is from the random complaint generator website and not to be taken seriously.

What part can I not take seriously, "He's off his rocker", lol,.

NO Christmas card for you JIM,LOL. X

LOL

That's quite a piece of writing, JR ... methinks Roget will be getting a workout over this one ... LOL

Just replace Dubya with Maven and it is absolute truth!

Rick and I know cigsmoke's e-mail address. Keep it up and we'll sick em on ya.

but yeah, Rick's off his rocker.

jreddoch

i'm listening to ella as i respond and so i feel quite mellow. i amm also smoking an acid knock off.

"is off his rocker" well it does not have training wheels.

"talking about faddism" not quite sure what you mean by that.

"I do know that he claims that without his superior guidance, we will go nowhere" you made that up, i never made that claim or implied it.

"Tell him that he has been a bad apple for as long as I can remember, and you'll hear a loud "clang!" as his mind slams shut. He doesn't want to hear that. He doesn't want to believe that his hypocrisy is transparent. Even the least discerning among us can see right through it." "bad apple?" "clang?" you may be correct. are you the least discerning?

a moment while i pour more coffe.

ok, where were we or where was i?

"his dream is to rule the world, or failing that, annihilate it?" sorry i concentrate on wet dreams.

"the essential role of individual and family responsibility, the need for uniform standards of civil behavior, and the primacy of the work ethic." i knew we had the same basic beliefs.

how do you like the idea of a CONVICTED FELON being in charge of the biggest data base ever created to keep track of everything you buy, every credit card transaction, (watch out for the porno sites, they are not secure), every email, every bid you make on ebay, every visit to the doctor, the dentist and let's not forget your therapist. watch the sopranos on hbo, it might be tracked and entered in the data base. every video you rent, every medication you buy with a credit card.

i do go on. (great sentence rick, only 3 consonants and 2 vowels)

"assistants" name names.

bush still is a dumb ****, put that in your data base.

was this good for you?

LOL. it was great for me Rick. You have demolished my arguments. Perhaps you SHOULD rule the world.

Don't know about Dubya, but Condoleeza Rice is one of the smartest people in D.C.

i do believe you are correct. shame about her sexual proclivities

Give me the dirt Rick. I could care less who anyone sleeps with, but I'm smitten with Condie. What are her proclivities? Break my heart.

none that i know of. see how easily the bs rumors can be strted.

Whew! What a relief. My delusions are intact.

I love GWB and still like the Bush-hating R. Maven. How is thie possible? Maybe it's because they both enjoy a good cigar. Dang. The power of a cigar. Maybe if we could get all the morons out there with WMD to smoke a couple we could all just live in peace.