Just wanted to introduce myself and yes I am a noob. I know a little about cigars and a lot about bull$&!t so I figured I would fit right in. Let the beatings begin [frypan]

Is your sister/wife/mom hot ?

wheel,,,

Inquiring minds want to know the following:

Do you like long walks on the beach?

Have you ever been to a turkish prison?

Have you seen a grown man nakiid?

Do you like gladiator movies?

Pancakes or Waffles?

Cello on or off?

If you misbehave, Trish will spank you.

DaQueenBeez will do the same if you ask her just right

FGM is NOT the only sane one here!

Join the NWO

http://www.opfth.org/  and support the troops

Listed below are several links where you can find a lot of usefull info:

http://www.cigarbid.com/...NFO-PLEASE-READ-v-2-1-3 

http://www.cigarbid.com/...57/NOOB-TRADE-THREAD-40 

http://www.cigarbid.com/...allenge-The-Thonginator 

If you make it that far, you are well on your way to becoming a full-fledged azzhat! It will take time, but with perseverance, you can make it! Smoke’em if you got’em…they will make more!

Then you got the guys like Blake and DD that will try and get a pic of you naked or even send you pics of them naked so watch out and have fun

This is an awesome forum .. lots of info to be discovered ... and lots of opinions .... and you know what they say about opinions ....

Have fun and enjoy your smokeses 🙂

Still waiting on mine from u Paul 😇

FGM likes nuts (peanuts, what were you thinking?)

GAE9 is a chit-stirring azzhat that sends mysterious PIBs that 1) he didn't sign up for, 2) are even worse a 5er than usual for around these parts

Most of us are stuck in Junior High School, so you'll fit right in

Welcome!

Oh, and welcome.